So Malta didn’t make it to the final. But were you really expecting anything else? Let’s forget for a moment about the bloc voting. The songs we send are consistently pretty awful. Yes, Thea has a lovely voice; yes, she’s cute. But really? Have you heard the lyrics?
This is my dreeeeeeeam
I want to make it really happen
And make my dream come true.
I mean, if I had a five-year-old kid and they wrote lyrics like that, I would yell at them, ground them, and give them some Pink Floyd to listen to. They’re unacceptable, absolute drivel.
Face it, Malta: nobody wants to hear your crap ballads anymore. I say write something freaking awesome next year. Or better still, send Xtruppaw.