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Pastures new…

I’m moving to pastures new…

Well, no, not really…

This blog is, though!

Yes, you can find the new and improved blog at

See you all there 🙂

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So Malta didn’t make it to the final. But were you really expecting anything else? Let’s forget for a moment about the bloc voting. The songs we send are consistently pretty awful. Yes, Thea has a lovely voice; yes, she’s cute. But really? Have you heard the lyrics?

This is my dreeeeeeeam
I want to make it really happen
And make my dream come true.

I mean, if I had a five-year-old kid and they wrote lyrics like that, I would yell at them, ground them, and give them some Pink Floyd to listen to. They’re unacceptable, absolute drivel.

Face it, Malta: nobody wants to hear your crap ballads anymore. I say write something freaking awesome next year. Or better still, send Xtruppaw.


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The fun theory

What a great idea. I think I would have taken the stairs, too.

What a great way to look at life. Let’s all try to shake up the mundane by making it fun.


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